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More dumb spam e-mail
I have to admit that those spam people get a little creative at times. Now from the same people that show you how to pay off your debt the Christian way… here’s mind control software!
http://intrepidstudios.net/jaker/blog/images/srs51.JPG (JPEG Image)
~Jaker
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Dell Axim X3/X5 Petition
If you use a Dell Axim X3 or X5, then you may know that Dell has chosen not to release the Windows Mobile 2003 Second Edition for the handhelds. This new version offers a wide range of updates and upgrades.
To quote from the Microsoft website, ?Technically, all Pocket PC 2003 devices are capable of supporting [...]
And the winner is…
Well, it was a very inactive week for who gets to blog while I’m gone. Only three people were selected from the vast group of 3 people who applied. I will list off their names now.
From Summerville, South Carolina, a 1337 h4×0r and always clicking on links to “SUPER AWESOME H4CK!!!!!!11!!”, it’s George! Welcome aboard [...]
Kids these days…
I am obligated to double post today, seeing that I failed to post even once yesterday.
I, Jacob Thornberry, hereby declare all children from the preschool level up through grade 12 as the luckiest generation of school children thusfar.
Today I was assigned to the department I call BTS04. BTS stands for Back to School. I must [...]
Comparison
At work today while I was backup cashiering, a guest in my line said that I looked like Clay Aiken. She asked me if anyone else had ever said that. I said no, but said I would walk back to electronics to see a Clay Aiken CD and compare faces. I have concluded that (1) [...]
Google the Amazing
Check this out! Go to google and type in
what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
and see what it tells you!
Astounding! Google is so smart!
~Jaker
Why Dan will be a temporary blogger
Dan, you realize because of the letter you sent me, not only am I forced to let you blog, I now want you to blog because I now feel a sense of complete randomness for this blog while I’m away. For those of you who don’t know, here’s the applicant e-mail I received from Dan:
Hello [...]
My speak no English
I picked up this sign off the ground at work a few days ago. I’m not sure what product it was from, but this is a real sign.
CAUTIOUS:
PLEASE DO NOT WORRY IF
STILL SOME SMELL FROM THIS
FRESH PRODUCT WHEN OPEN
IT. AS IT IS NON-TOXIC AND NO
DANGEROUS WHILE USING. IT
WILL GONE IN FEW DAYS
AFTERE EXPOSURE IN THE [...]
Special High Intensity Training
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.)
We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you are not receiving your fair [...]
Blogger Opportunities
Have you ever woken up early in the morning, went downstairs, made some coffee, read the paper, then read the blog, and thought to yourself, “Heh. I just had an awesome idea for a blog topic. I wish I could write about it.”
If so, you’re in luck! Otherwise, umm, keep reading anyway.
From August 2 through [...]