So I got a text message from a number that I didn’t recognize in the 262 area code. It asked the following:

Microsoft or borg who would win and why

To which I responded:

Microsoft. They will allow the Windows division to be assimilated. Once the code has saturated the borg command unit, the code will begin consuming system resources at an unstoppable rate, thus leading to the borg’s self-destruction. That, or the borg will fall to a giant fleet of lawyers sent by Microsoft bcause the borg is using an unreleased and copied, non-authentic, unactivated version of Windows code, as dictated by the end user license agreement.

I sent another message afterwards:

Ps, who is this?

This person has not yet identified themselves. I don’t blame them.

~Jaker